Trying to survive on nothing but coffee is my kink.
The Mop Lord
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The Mop Lord@moplemmy.fyito
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Pesto is love, pesto is life (I may be addicted)English
0·9 days agoSounds like a spell in the Italian dub of Harry Potter.
The Mop Lord@moplemmy.fyito
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Pesto is love, pesto is life (I may be addicted)English
0·9 days agoDunno never used it, but for the purposes of comedy I decided to correlate it with pesto. I’m not a sane man.
The Mop Lord@moplemmy.fyito
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•made a cake for my cake day ruleEnglish
0·9 days agoHey a cake is a cake, looks delicious! And I legit think 90% of fancy baking is getting good at icing and decoration, which I’m not, heh.
There’s a those who forget history related masturbation joke in here somewhere, I know it…
The Mop Lord@moplemmy.fyito
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Pesto is love, pesto is life (I may be addicted)English
0·9 days agoFound the Italian.
The Mop Lord@moplemmy.fyito
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Pesto is love, pesto is life (I may be addicted)English
0·9 days agoWell the problem is that pesto, much like edible lube, has a short shelf life.
That’s so stupid. Why cook a broom when you could cook a mop?
Well there weren’t a lot of options but here you go:

Visually? Manhattan. But as a type 1 diabetic I prefer round knobs. Do you know how many tubes I’ve ripped out from getting caught on this style of knob? And don’t get me started on cabinet handles…
The Mop Lord@moplemmy.fyiOPto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•3 days ago I said I needed a new hobby...English
0·1 month agoOhh interesting, I have CrowdSec going but I like the sound of Iocaine as well, anything to screw with scrapers since that’s still on the to do list (robots.txt, etc).
The Mop Lord@moplemmy.fyiOPto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•3 days ago I said I needed a new hobby...English
0·1 month agoGood call, I did check that and my router (Google) doesn’t have that option, that’s why I went with the surprisingly annoying script, heh.
The Mop Lord@moplemmy.fyiOPto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•3 days ago I said I needed a new hobby...English
1·1 month agoThere’s supposed to be a picture of Picard clapping here but it’s erroring and won’t let me upload, even thought it did in another reply, so… thanks for helping me find a bug?
The Mop Lord@moplemmy.fyiOPto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•3 days ago I said I needed a new hobby...English
1·1 month agoSweet, this was my first “off instance” post test, glad it all seems to be working so far.

I don’t like my coffee THAT strong!