What’s wrong with driving a 98 Corolla? That was the best era for cars.

You crave my mom but the only sexual encounter you’ve had was getting raped by your dad and a pack of roided up black dudes

Learn how to swim, peter puffer

You have 2k hours in cyberpunk, you have never and will never feel the silky touch of a woman’s vagina

Do you smoke crack? Did you read your comment before you posted? You are completely and totally incoherent

Ponte las pilas papito

Maybe hit the gym if you have little twink arms that can’t handle a real man’s handheld

Yeah bro my mom’s a fat hooker bitch. You should be so proud to have conquested that big fat hooker ass

So you’re a virgin outside of maybe bagging a fat bitch or a hooker

When’s the last time you had sex?

This game is demanding enough on the Steam Deck, I wonder if it’ll even hit a stable 30 FPS on the switch

Japan lost and they still deny the horrible, Holocaust-tier atrocities they committed during WW2

This game is gonna be a huge stinker

I’ve been playing this port and it’s great. I’ve seen a couple of frame drops during cutscenes but aside from that no issues

Don’t cut yourself on that edge bud

Not sure if you’re being sarcastic but I laughed

8 year-old me was stuck on that mission for ages, among many others. Nowadays I can reliably jump the bike up on top of the train and get it done before the end of the first tunnel

Easily San Andreas on the PS2. I still go back and play this game at least once a year

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Yeah I’ll pass

CRPG has been around for decades. That’s like saying you’re not adding FPS or RTS to your vocabulary