Children secrete a sticky sugary substance out of their fingertips. The book condom is there to absorb the nastiness when the child opens the book.

Hm, I think we’ll have to wait for that vape cloud before we can get a full ruling on this. I’ll reach out to my contacts in the meantime.

The admins determined NSFW was defined by if your boss would fire you if they saw the media on your desktop. I’m assuming that you are your own boss in this scenario. How would you feel if you walked in on yourself drawing said porn? Would you find the situation funny in any way?

I could also see the admins determining that your customers are your boss in this scenario, which would open another line of debate - would your customers fire you if they walked by your desk as you were drawing the porn that they commissioned from you?

You may want to hire a lawyer familiar with hexbear rules and past struggle seshes to help you navigate the system.

This isn’t fake news it’s bad news. That’s why it’s in badposting

Found a quote from this agéd braingenius while I was reading about his history:

“I think Putin has played Trump brilliantly,” Nye said. “I mean, he’s taken a narcissist and played him like a fiddle.”

You can just feel the raw intelligence and charisma pouring out of this dead cracker’s words. Damn the world really lost a humble smart boy on this terrible day.

We serve items here, sir.

Why do t they ever do anything cool for this pope bullshit why is everything so somber gothic-core. Bless a giant goddamn barrel of wine and make a Jesus blood swimming pool or somethngn. You boring old fucks

Finally, another tamarind enjoyer. I’m tired of being the only one bold enough to spread the gospel of tamarind jarritos

Trump is trying to create American manufacturing? What a load of bullshit! The US is about as productive as my colon after I tried out that all meat diet. Are the factories just gonna spring out of the clear blue sky?What were they THINKING?

Hexbear.net is like the level 1 boss that we need to defeat to reach the next stage of Lemmy’s growth. They have a bombastic opening attack, but upon closer analysis they also have gaping vulnerabilities.

This tagline… Fucking

IAANATW but it’s probably because the windows shortcuts are taken by the devs’ tiling window manager

Is “YouTube poop” art?

Is ASMR art?

Are geocities webpages art?

Is computer code art? Is GitHub an art gallery?

Have you ever heard of plasma “donation”? A lot of poor people get money in the US this way

Imagine what marx would say if he was getting his shi slorped wonky style

Simply raise your wings and hiss louder

i don’t have any beloved family members, but I’ll let you have this copy of symphony of the night for $25