That weird compulsion to always be in pursuit of a relationship might be gender dysphoria.

Shitty people are seeking damages because a company failed to sufficiently insulate itself against the shitty things that those same shitty people were doing.

At some point it will happen to you, and you will be sober. And when it does, you will remember this day.

When CCST filed its lawsuit earlier this year on behalf of more than 70 Texas institutions, it said the Education Department’s rule was created “with a thumb on the scale to maximize the number of approved claims and, ultimately, further the administration’s loan forgiveness agenda.”

Yes.

“Uh-oh, someone’s making a policy I don’t like, and I’m not sure I can sway enough voters to block it. Better break the policymaking process entirely.”

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit Voltaire atrocities.

I mean… Was she into it?

Is ❎ the new 🅱️?

did you know that displaying icons and figures of Jesus Christ on the cross was actually an old pagan tradition that early Christians co-opted to help spread their religion

Can you at least unlock it later with experience points or in-game currency?

Good question. I don’t have a good answer. I just wanted to pause for a moment and reflect on how concisely this question captures the moment we’re living in.

Calling everyone “man”, “bro”, “you guys”

Somehow, just about every time elite American men look at virtually any sociological change, they see a crisis of masculinity.

The more I look, the more memes I see. Is that the Instagram World Record Egg?

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You don’t think the #tuesday chatter is exciting? For real though, I get the same vibe. It usually makes me close the app shortly after I open it. Maybe I’m not giving it enough of a chance.

One of my acquaintances started a fairly large group text thread recently. Somewhere along the way someone said, “Who’s the android user in here ruining everything?” I never said anything in the thread, so I felt like I was in the corner of a crowded room wearing a disguise about to be exposed.

I was also pretty annoyed. Like, what’s it matter? Texts are for text. Text works fine.

Does that also mean your first word on Lemmy is “fuck”?