I worked for a guy who was given his family’s company. When I told him my 4th birthday was approaching he tried to relate to me by asking if I was getting a boat over 40 ft because “a man’s age should never be less than his age.”. Because not only did he think I had a massive boat, he also thought I would buy a new one as I grew older.

This guy also refused to hire actual employees if he didn’t have to. Everyone was “temp”.

I’m happy to hear his dog survived as well.

Holy shit, you’re not being sarcastic? Why? What is your logic?