We eat soft, processed foods now. We used to graze and chew constantly, which helps the jaw grow properly.

It’s exciting to see history repeating itself and no one doing anything to stop it. /s

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It’s quicker if your electricity is a feeble 110v and not a mighty 240v.

Right-wingers love to disrespect the flag. Seems to contradict their allegiance to the flag, and the liberty and justice for all it is purported to represent.

He wants a Hyperloop between Washington and Mar-a-lago.

He tried to change his name to “Ben Nitay” while living in the US.

They should have given him an MRI scan to be completely sure.

You certainly won’t have to rehire many of them in a week or two as your operations turn to shit.

The real third roach

I look forward to the enlightened and unifying rule of Fürer Trumpf and have never, not once, questioned his mental faculties, business acumen, or bladder strength.

She doesn’t wake up to strategy shifts because Tesla’s CEO knows nothing about strategy.

That’s why Tesla’s cars have looked the same forever and why the Cybertruck and Semi have been a huge flop.

Are the downvotes because we don’t like the prospect of WWIII? Don’t like Iran? Think this was disinformation rather than just a joke (critiquing the precariousness of the world right now)? Or do we support state-sponsored assignations?

Benjamin Franklin was 70 when he signed the Declaration of Independence, the oldest person to do so.

If that’s a fact Americans might see as meaningful, the US could cap taking office as President if over 70 on election day (effectively 74 is oldest at end of term), same for the House (oldest 72), Senate (oldest 76), and the Supreme Court… just force retirement at 70 instead of death.

A fantasy?

Franz Ferdinand vibes.

So much for liberté.

Outside government? The UK had MEPs and potentially huge influence in the EU. It chose not to be a constructive partner, then complained when things didn’t go their way.

We’ll discuss the labour shortage and crippling of the health service another time, I guess.

Tuba mirum spargens sonum per sepulcra regionum, coget omnes ante thronum.

Mors stupebit et natura, cum resurget creatura, judicanti responsura.

They aren’t needed, Elon knows more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth.