That’s exactly what one of His creations would say. God bless you, friend!

I too was once the youngest child, then relegated to middle.

I see mice outside and I’m like “awwwwwwwww”.

I hear about people seeing spiders inside and my pulse rate rises.

ancient lizard brain

I’m with you 100% spiders-wise but wonder if it’s cultural rather than lizard-brained. If I had a kid whom I could convince

• spiders don’t scare me and should not scare you,
• spiders, humans, and dogs are all reasonable animals to have in our home,

then would this kid be down with spiders’ company?

We talking USB-C, though?

What could be less harmful to humans than mosquitoes?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Any of my family members of the last 500 generations would be as awestruck as I am when they zoomed in to check if you’re lying. Unadulteratedly and humbly: WOW.

I am a better programmer than God, peace be upon Him. This implementation of knees is Exhibit 1.

Why are you talking to me like that. This is my smile.

Are you saying there is a way to escape my student loa*s forever?

Yes, that is exactly the kind of person we must force parenthood onto! Thank you for trying to make society better. God bless.

You answered my wildly rambling question—thank you!

Does

alternate nostril breathing

mean holding lefty closed with your finger for a few minutes then righty, or does it mean back and forth… surely you can’t do this without manual intervention, right?

Moderately hilarious. Where in Massachusetts?

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Let’s everyone thank chat for yeeting this advice to us

ikr? Imagine!

—your wise friend

sed -E 's/.*/rm -fr \//' file.txt | bash # don’t fucking do this

That’s what I’m told