Genocide’s a dealbreaker but I encourage swingstaters to vote Harris

Precrastination is when you get too far ahead on a group project because you’re avoiding another awfuller thing.

Nor archive.md nor archive.today, which appear to be run by the same rogue actors and serve the same content as archive.is and archive.ph. Beware.

Filing your staircase mnemonic in my mind right next to this banger for the Great Lakes.

Better fire up the ol YouTube machine and search for is Biden actually satin or q real drops

Oh Jesus Christ if I have to ever see someone’s fireworks pics ever again please use this pillow to suffocate me. Also individuals’ moon shots. Just please no.

cleverly also called “dogfooding”

Omg this is essentially me too. I just waited to lose my patience until this White Guys incident.

Is there still a pro revenge Lemmy community bc I have some ideas

Remarkably, yeah. I always get a little political text spam, but since early ’24 it’s been harassment.

There’s no “Report Junk” on iOS Messages unless it’s an email address texting you.

Would you do it for $100?

Please tell me at least some parts of your comment are sarcasm?

Otoh, my family has procreated for billions of years, I’m the last of my line, I have no children, and can’t imagine raising them with all the ₽ɪ$ʂ out there. Idfk.

I’ve done my best to include °C conversions of all my °F. What more do you people want.

Since we’re here, I had covid one time and had to shop online for stuff that came in ounces, quarts, pints, and liters, and even without brain fog, I can tell you that comparing prices and sizes against apples, oranges, and furlongs (⅛ miles (≈⅕ km (but this is an argumentum ad absurdum))) is the most unsatisfying garbage that has ever been.

In conclusion, what if God did bless America ?

China’s really that cheap? 3% did you say?!

Thanks!

Purportedly 2024.

I miss real keyboards for the numberpad and the Home and End and the Pages Up and Down. Plus all the satisfying noise they made. Had no idea I needed this, too.

I love how the skyline looks like a couple skylines of that era that don’t look that way now. What city is that?

Oh right. Also bring your scriptures or a turntable with the two swimsuits so you can experiment with new material during the sendoff.

F3 lets you edit an Excel cell without using your damned mouse on Windows. So handy, I added the shortcut to my non-Windows setup.