Yeah instead of billionaires giving away their wealth to charity, I’d much rather tax them and let the government distribute that money.

The good news here: when white trash gets that kind of money, they’ll blow it all very quickly and then usually end up worse off financially.

This was hilarious for a second then fucking terrifying.

FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE TRADE UNIONISTS

I had a concussion in 2008 and I’m wondering if I didn’t wake up from it and any day now I’ll wake up in spring 2008.

Careful Australia. Our spineless opposition leader is having another MP resign his seat so he can run in a by-election there. The riding he chose voted 80% Tory.

We’ve had a Luigi, we need a Mario next.

Me when I was little: “mom, why are those guys holding hands?”

Mom: “well you know how you like girls? Some boys like boys. Some girls like girls.”

Me: “oh, cool. Mom, why are the street signs here blue but green in the other town?”

I bring up this exchange whenever people say stuff like “but what will the kids think? It will break their brains!”

Now, my mom teaching that to me DID cause some damage, because she forgot to add: “but you go to catholic school, so don’t repeat that or else you’ll get in trouble AND the other kids will bully you and the teachers won’t stop them”. Thankssss mom.

Sneezed on the toilet once with my head turned. Neck was frozen for like a week after that one lol.

So many times I’ve thought fuck it, why don’t I get in on the grifting? Damn conscience getting in the way of potential riches.

Shoot all trespassers.

I actually want an iPod again. I’m sick of people interrupting my music with calls. Time for dedicated music players, they were great.

We got 7 Skyrims and 2 Oblivions before GTA 6.