Oh no, that’s a bummer! But that exchange policy is very cool, especially because toys can be so expensive.

Oh puhlease. Go watch an Angelina Jolie movie ;)

Yesterday my husband and I had dental appointments. We moved last year but wanted to keep our dentist since we both like him so much, but we’re much farther away now and it took us about an hour to get there.

When we walked in the receptionist told us we came a day early. 🤦🏻‍♀️

You guys, when we got back to our car, I just broke down crying. I never used to make mistakes like this - I’m normally so organized and on top of things - but my brain fog has gotten so bad with peri. It’s so embarrassing. My hubby comforted me, said it was OK and told me not to be so hard on myself, but I felt really awful about wasting his day off. And I just feel like an idiot all the time.

Shit like this keeps happening. The other day I was microwaving something, only to realize that I forgot to put the food in the stupid microwave. I stood in front of the microwave and watched it run and even though I could see inside, it just didn’t register that I hadn’t put anything in there. I keep misplacing things or stopping in mid-sentence because my train of thought disappeared. I keep forgetting to finish tasks.

I have a GYN appointment in a few weeks to talk about HRT because I can’t go on like this.

I think I just needed to vent, thanks for reading.

Haha new vibe day is the best day!

'90s style: crop top and a t-bar, with high top chucks and maybe one clip undone

Oh I haven’t seen house of dragons, is it good?

I’m starting a veggie garden! Cucumbers, green beans, yellow squash, cherry tomatoes, basil, raspberries, blackberries, and strawberries :)

Aww :) my doggo was a longgirle and she was fantastic 🤍

Nice, enjoy! What are you watching?

I’m doing a bunch of housework today and then having my folks over on Sunday for Mother’s Day. It’s absolutely gorgeous out so I might try to get a little gardening in too :)

Goddammit so true…I just had my first colonoscopy today 😬

3 & 17

It’s not my favorite Friday ever - I had to have a colonoscopy this morning 😬 but afterward I had a huge breakfast and a 5 hour nap and I feel like a million bucks now!

Got anything good going on this weekend?

Hey friend! How’s your Friday going?

Left to right, I think these are White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt*, US Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, and US Attorney General Pam Bondi.

*Not 100% on this one.

Wrong.
Misogyny is fun?
Wrong.
Also wrong!

Wow, 0 for 4 there champ.

Yeah and also (even more crucially) no scientific education whatsoever

This is so dumb, I love it

I wanted my name to be Jerrica for a while there

Thanks duck, but you’ve got your work cut out for you - I’m doing colonoscopy prep today. 😬

They’re horrible people but it doesn’t justify misogyny. We should be better than that.

He can act but that movie was beyond stupid. I’m convinced the only reason it did well with critics is exactly what you said - they were surprised he could actually act.