jargoggles

Where’s the goddamn water slide?

Of course not. In the US, you have the freedom to choose how you worship the One True Religion™.

We’ve finally discovered a solution to climate change that Republicans can get on board with.

If your mascots aren’t horrifying, can you really even call yourself family-friendly?

I enjoyed Bullet Train and Equilibrium.

A much harder stipulation is that it needs to be below a 60% audience score, too. I haven’t found any there, yet, but it feels like it’s more in line with the idea that the movie needs to be unpopular.

Salt and anything sweet. Salt is a flavor enhancer and can make sweet flavors pop even more.