“… in order to better serve our customers.”

off-topic. nowhere in your reply have you spoken about christianity.

totally unforgivable. i would absolutely not stand for what you’ve described.

i have read all of your responses herein and i keep thinking how glad i am to not be married.

… however, i value YOU so much more than my plastic cards. (corny but true)

fuck yeah! that was awesome! great speech!

best part is hidden at the end…

sterilize your sponge, so when you’re done, you may want to pop it in the microwave.

100%

i did not consent to this. i withdraw my consent.

the end.

i need an antacid.

i am torn whether you are talking about boomers or zoomers?

both, probably. 🤷