cyanide doesn’t smell like almonds, it’s more of a pool chlorine smell that irritates your nose

technically, yes

i still don’t reccomend cyanide tho, it has a really bitter taste

headlights?

Me: Get me some Michelin tires, please

Mechanic: Here you go mate

Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a detailed guide of the finest restaurants in the country?

Mechanic: well you won’t belive this…

methylated spirits are the ones used for cleaning, lab grade ethanol needs to be just ethanol or some reactions might fail, however in some badly managed labs you might find mislabeled stuff and have contaminants

still, you shouldn’t drink it anyways, as some producers use the highly carcinogenic benzene to make pure 100% ethanol, as distillation with water can only get you up to the 95,6% azeotrope, and some benzene might make it’s way in the product

he’s lucky to have a big enough channel to be able to afford 40000$ NMR machines, so a couple beakers aren’t that much of an expense for much more safety

but as a home chemist, there is NO WAY I’m getting new beakers every time I wanna do edible chem, especially pyrex branded ones like Nile does. Lab equipment, even basic glassware, is ridiculously overpriced

could also check for urea content, or proteins, but sure why not drink it

rinse -> acetic acid -> rinse -> Acqua regia-> Rinse -> Pirahna solution -> Rinse -> 500°C oven -> Rinse

I would then drink from it without even worrying

distilled water, lab grade ethanol, a couple drops of limonene, and there you go

joke answer: murica

actual answer: extract lidocane from anal lube and then use it to numb the area, also practice on some pig jaws while using a mirror as you would for the real thing

just to get items

also some minor mental illnesses but we don’t talk about that

it’s not rage bait, I’ve seen it happen plenty of times

it’s better (if you have a death wish)

I don’t know, looks like it’s just normal glasses without protection on the side

holy shit why have I never thought of this before (seriously, I’m not kidding)

not under a system where they are rewarded for not working (and keeping their (paid!!!) users)

after reading all the comments I still have no idea what the hell crowdstrike is

i didnt quite understand the issue, but if you just need -30V you can get another 30V power supply and join them in series (the ground wire from the old and the positive wire from the new supply), then you can use the joined wire as ground, the ground side of the new supply as -30V and the positive of the old supply as +30

they definitely do spy on their users and sell their data, but are very clever at marketing their items as fashionable and people fall for it