As I understand it, sharks aren’t actually hungry all that often. They eat, then just spend a lot of time being chill sharks.

I think they caught a shot of him practicing to kiss Kamala’s ass?

When I was a teenager, I was hanging out with my brother who is 8 years older while he was fucking around with his .45 (probably ostensibly cleaning it) and it was pointed towards me when for some reason the slide suddenly released and the live round that was inexplicably involved jammed in the mechanism.

So I mean, I guess I didn’t dodge a bullet, but I think I got pretty lucky.

Is Abel a joke to you?

Imagining scenario’s in an attempt to prepare for them.

Successfully! I remember reading about research into how folks survive scenarios, and having thought about it ahead of time was one of the big ones.

I googled “was Avogadro ugly” and found this picture posted on r/funny ten years ago. But also quite a few people seem to agree that he was indeed quite ugly.

In the last panel, the void is lying in order to avoid answering for its earlier lies. Pretending you don’t speak English is a fairly common tactic, though I suspect more so in jokes/as a joke than seriously.

I never get these things where people are like “ah ha, we outsmarted the company by using an undocumented* feature they provide!” But like, they control the feature and they know it exists, you’re not getting away with something.

* or sometimes even documented

The image in this post is trolling. If someone searches the suggested phrase, they’ll find a porn video. All of the text before that is meant to bait Trump supporters into wanting to know more. There were no liberal media lies about her. The comment you’re replying to gives some (presumably true) background on her but doesn’t really have anything to do with the completely fabricated original post.

Oh. That explains the earthquakes.

Secret Service is party

That’s so art deco.

I like how incredibly wholesome your comment is.

Also I agree. I hadn’t thought about either of those things but I like the perspectives.

Schizophrenic

Except that’s not what “backed by” means. It consumes energy. You can never exchange cryptocurrency to get the energy that it consumed back.

exactly about

I’m fairly certain that the evil twin is the one on this side, that’s what’s really disconcerting.

I am not literally a part of my kids, but they wouldn’t be here without me.

Yes

Honestly, why? We’ve got billions of people driving around in cars they don’t know how to build. Is that a problem too?

But trust me on the sunscreen.