This meme is older than my kids
This meme is older than my kids
Congratulations, you just figured out how healthcare works in the rest of developed countries
Especially people who never lived in a communist state
Why is this in globalnews? How in the fuck is this relevant to / impacting anybody outside the us???
Mmmm love me some anus pudding
Is it still not finished?
It also works on Connect for Lemmy!
Starship troopers. Still have the mental Image of the bug drilling a hole in a dudes head.
Also robo cop. All I can remember is him (only head and torso) being hooked up to cables and medical computers and one of the scientists says “what a weird kind of pain he’s having” or something like that
Omg YES. I am so tired of seeing bad news all the time, all it does is ruin your day. I come to Lemmy to unwind and escape reality, to look at some funny memes and forget my life for a bit, not to be constantly reminded of all the horrible things happening in the world.
Pretty good actually.
Germany: 4 years elementary school, after that the kids are divided into 3 school categories based on their performance:
Hauptschule 5-9, after that you either start apprenticeship for 3 years and learn a profession, or you continue with Realschule
Realschule 5-10, after that you either start apprenticeship for 3 years and learn a profession or you continue with Gymnasium
Gymnasium 5-12, after that you may apply for university. You can only enroll in university if you have completed grade 12 final exams (called Abitur)
In Germany kids are required to be enrolled in school or in apprenticeship by law until they turn 18
People of different races are essentially all the same race - human beings.
This image is literally 15 years old
I am thankful for being born and living in Europe 🇪🇺
Best meme I’ve seen all day. Bravo!
Thank you! Also “how it looks” and “what it looks like”. I see people messing those up all the time
It’s forbidden in Germany!
If you happen to go to a school where your parent is employed, you will never land in a class that your parent is teaching. Homeschooling is also forbidden by the way.
Wait… It’s not a boxing movie? Haven’t seen it yet for the same reason.
Love it when they consist only of consonants. Saw something along the lines of XYGDLFW the other day
Actually, dual citizenship in Germany is only allowed for a few select non-EU countries. For everyone else: first you apply for citizenship. Then they say citizenship will be granted, under the condition that you provide proof of revoking your previous citizenship within 2 years. Then you revoke your previous citizenship and give the confirmation to the immigration department. They will process it (during those weeks you are practically stateless) and grant you citizenship on this basis. Source: did this three years ago