i like to give people the benefit of the doubt.

i understand that you don’t appreciate my tone but i’m afraid i won’t be able to kneecap my natural charm in order to be less intimidating to you.

you’re adorable, but i think we can all agree that making an effort to help other users contribute positively to the platform is itself a positive contribution.

did you know that there’s a button on each comment which is purpose built for you to express this exact sentiment? i’ve provided a helpful diagram:

what about ‘move this’? do you know that one?

MKULTRA was the result of Allen Dulles’s hypno kink.

not only did they gut the API for actual people, they carved out exceptions for “low volume users” to keep the bots inflating activity

now they’ve literally stolen from the people who paid to support the site in the first place. absolutely shameless

still, i’m shocked to read that his survival instincts wouldn’t overcome his conditioning. that doesn’t happen by accident, his captor knew what he was doing.

Mr Bin Omran told his rescuers he had at times seen his family from his prison, but claimed he had been unable to call out for help “because of a spell that his captor had cast on him”, local media reported.

i uh… huh.

you mean crosswalks don’t usually end diagonally in the middle of the street?

i don’t think this is how the meme format is meant to be used

it’s just 🔥, that’s the whole joke

there’s something about ‘sisyfitness’ that makes my lips purse but i can’t quite put my finger on it.

yes that’s what my comment implied

well, everything except the state of twitter

this shit is really 6 and a half years old

dibs on owl on a broomstick bike

i really don’t want old friends or distant family finding me though

terrorists and warmongers were the real good guys after all…?

this is fundamentally the opposite of what generative AI does. its fail state is basically regurgitating its training data intact.

generally, duh. what’s that got to do with OP’s question? it’s just word count filler fluff.