Lel imagine being inside of creative work and your metaphor shacks up with your comparison and now metaphors are going after metaphors so you try to metaphor like a simile. Imagine lel

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We’re scrolling through posts on a link aggregate platform. Get a fucking grip.

How about when they started genociding it became the wrong thing?

Say that. Say “genocide” instead of “succeed” if you love facts so much.

This meme is about boiling pasta. You butter before you boil? Weird.

If they’re in the microwave, he can have them.

Why are there 2 guys sitting on one with another on their head? Is that the most common use?

And then you turn on dubs and it’s all “And such as this and thus, as I have said so, and I declare in this moment.”

Would it not be easier to have a mass blessing on each of the oceans? That takes care of 97% of the water.

I have a non-tactile mechanical keyboard so sometimes I fat finger a couple keys. I regularly just delete the last 2 characters I typed and redo it and it works more often than not. But it still feels anxiety inducing.

Well they also shit and don’t wipe and that’s never given a second thought. It’s mostly clean after sure but let’s not kid ourselves, they’re getting shit particles on stuff. If you let your dog on any furniture, which like cmon why wouldn’t you, then that’s another contradiction. They are definitely getting nasty things on them and you end up laying on the couch one night without a thought, again.

You also have mites that live in your eyelashes. The world is a pretty gross place and being grossed out by some dog saliva, when they just wanna love you, is a weird double standard that I’d have to reconcile if I agreed.

I kiss my wife and I lick her butt too.

And tomorrow a good flobday!

5 and 7. You guys are sleeping on the toaster thing. I can control the most unsafe electrical appliance with my mind? The possibilities are endless.

Along with knowing whether things are empty. I’d be the perfect bouncer.

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Nah, that’s bullshit. Might as well make some similar memes with minorities in the second panel, I’m sure that’ll go over well.

Yeah, just insult everyone and tell some people not to get offended. Nice.

Username TokenBoomer acts full of themselves. Who would have thought?

What number of children deaths is acceptable for you?

“I’m not saying that all these numbers are from a fairytale”

If that’s true, then what’s your number? How many children are you okay with dying?

Or…no.

Even busted out the parenthetical for clarity. A professional at work.