Why not ourcelium, comrade

I don’t think you can just call things you don’t like a ‘war crime’

Lemmy’s defense of Hamas/Hezbollah is unreal sometimes. I made a joke about terrorists getting their dicks blown off by a pager and was perma-banned for “endorsing the killing of children”

I want to see this thing hit a mine

The Houthis have been cruisin’ for a bruisin’

Nokia still makes phones?

*death con 3

Gotta love it, just bought a 4-year old Audi for like 1/2 the MSRP

Test kits are your friend…

Right? We’re surrounded by lunatics

If only nukes worked that way

When I purchased my handgun, so many people asked “why are you getting the model with the safety? That’s one more thing you gotta worry about in a dangerous situation.”

I firmly believe that if I can’t be disciplined enough to flip a switch before potentially ending someone’s life, I’m not responsible enough to carry a firearm.

That, and the idea of carrying a pistol with no safety and a bullet racked terrifies me since my holster aims right at my dick haha

On my whiteboard at work

I hate to be morbid, but people don’t realize how easy it is to screw up shooting yourself. It’s a shitty way to go unless you know what you’re doing.

From the family’s Facebook:

According to the headline, he is to be flattened.

This feels like a very German comment lol

Did “The Butcher of Tehran” finally meet his end? It’s long overdue.

I’m afraid to tell you that there’s already several sites completely dedicated to this…

…or so I’ve heard.

I’m sure it’s that simple

Sync is king