There’s an episode of this show where the frog principal says the word “cashews” with a unique intonation multiple times, and it plays in my head every time I hear someone say the word cashews.

Wait, it’s a column called Bartleby about working more than you want to?

One of us. One of us.

It does say non-ethical instead of unethical, whatever that means.

Also doesn’t clarify what part of the situationship is un/non-ethical, so maybe it’s just about undisclosed political campaign contributions or smth

Some Scandinavian journalists did the same thing last year at the time of the scandal as well.

I mean, do we know how they were cooking them? Maybe the natives told them to eat them raw as a prank.

Also, they were presumably unsalted?! I may rather die too

About 3 months ago I suddenly developed an indefatigable craving for olives. Since then I’ve eaten about a small jar a week. IDK if I’m pregnant (seems unlikely) or if olives are just a normal part of adulthood, similar to how everyone in college eats a lot of toast on occasion.