Clover too!

Hey! Ecosia!

I know! I’ve been trying to convince my mom to plant clover in their yard instead of grass, but she’s such a victim of grass propaganda that she’ll sit in the yard for hours picking out every single clover leaf

You should plant a bunch of clover under it!

My neck hurts like hell if I tilt my head to the right, no idea why

I wonder if it’s talking about the fold in the front to piss through

What about no legs no slime house?

Wasn’t there a study recently that debunked the claim that mosquitoes were actually important?

Wha- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I almost fell for it ya’ sneaky kanoodle!

Every time I read or hear “chigger” it always sounds like a slur

Jesus fucking christ I hate this stupid ass country

I, what?

Now draw them cooking a meal together

PREMARITAL HAND-HOLDING?!?!?!?!!! Are you fucking insane?

huh?

I always like to emphasize the difference between someone who’s educated, and someone who’s intelligent/smart/whatever

From my understanding, the devs of Vivaldi actually split off from the opera team because they didn’t like the direction opera was going and made their own browser

I read ten word problem, so was confused by poems

I don’t wanna share too much information, as it’s fairly identifiable, but I’m working for a local wedding venue today! It’s run by this sweet older couple; I’m their only employee, they pay me pretty well ($21/hr and I’ve gotten a $3 raise every year I’ve worked here), and they basically treat me like family.

Formally, I am an “Event Associate“ but they’ve affectionately titled me as “Event: everything we don’t wanna do”. My primary job is to take a wedding plan, and actually make it into reality, we have a custom floor plan every wedding with a number of antique furniture and decoration choices. So effectively this is a labor job, but they let me have as many breaks as I want and they make me sandwiches sometimes.

My favorite part is at the end of the night where there’s a bunch of leftover wedding food that I get to take home for free!

Just requested it on jellyseerr, gonna make my girlfriend watch it with me when I’m home