Would you like beans? It’s alright, here’s some beans

Also, a lot of “stupid” behavior people do is a direct result of them being stressed, scared, tired, hungry etc. The more stuff you have on your mind to begin with because the world sucks the harder it is to pay attention to what you’re doing.

Too? Bartender shouldn’t face criminal charges for exercising her self defense right.

https://web.archive.org/web/20200122142424/https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/01/unauthorized-bread-a-near-future-tale-of-refugees-and-sinister-iot-appliances/

The amendment — which was proposed during a vote-a-rama on Republicans’ reconciliation bill to fund immigration enforcement — needed 60 votes to overcome a point-of-order objection.

It failed by a vote of 52-47.

Only reason the GOPers voted for this was because they knew it would fail, but of course they get sole credit in the headlines anyway

“Sycophant whines people didn’t fall for his boss’s obvious lies then, aren’t falling for his obvious lies now.”

Rich assholes can make money off those market manipulations today, and they think when the economy crashes everyone else is going to get hurt worse than them and they’ll effectively be even more powerful

“No! You’re dumb and your opinions are poorly justified! You must listen to us instead!” - billionaire media

The problem with being sharp eyed and skeptical all the time is it’s really hard to also have a sense of humor and recognize jokes

The district is a product of a 36-year-old peace pact between civil rights leaders and South Carolina’s white conservative political apparatus.

The apparatus got their money’s worth with Clyburn, he’s always been a worthless moderate who just drags the rest of the party down and kills good policy

First of all, don’t let any of this distract you from the fact that the president is a rapist and pedofile

Secondly, fuck Biden for leaving this easy political win laying around for the fascist assholes

One of these hung out near my parents house one summer when I was a kid and made a hunting strategy out of grabbing prey birds mid flight and dive bombing them into the bay windows of our living room

I mean, if they really want to support these people they need to neutralize the violent troopers who are harassing hurting and killing them. Hot cocoa is a nice gesture, and a lot of important things start with nice gestures, but it can’t end here.

I wonder if the FBI had to give him another $50k in cash to get him to say yes to this

Well that’s epistemological ephemera for ya

For legal reasons I find the depicted scene relatable only in a metaphorical sense

Thank you for symbolically resonant content!

At least then you know it’s not a “you” problem

“In our conversations with stakeholders from across the Democratic ecosystem, we are aligned on what’s important, and that’s learning from the past and winning the future,”

And you’re showing that commitment to learning from the past by refusing to have a conversation about it.

“Here’s our North Star: does this help us win? If the answer is no, it’s a distraction from the core mission.”

Being dishonest and refusing to engage with your voters does not help you win.

Yeah, this is probably exactly as far as their thinking goes at this point, but given how he gutted nuclear safety regulations a few months ago (arc) I think there’s a reasonable chance we could get our own Chernobyl out of this mess

Also, probably goes without saying, but for fucks sake is this nakedly corrupt, dude is basically changing the rules of Roulette mid-game and then putting all his chips down on 23 because he just has a good feeling about that one suddenly