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I’ve been to some very isolated parts of Lake Superior at night and it’s still eerily dark as fuck even with the lighthouses, not to mention the spiders come out to the beach at night to join the mosquitoes and biting flies and there’s no cell signal to find your way back if you get disoriented.

Because they share access to a creepy porn viewing tattling/shaming app, and he was underage when it began https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/nov/21/mike-johnson-covenant-eyes-anti-porn-app

To Build a Fire by Jack London

Wouldn’t you need to have someone shoot your ear for true solidarity?

I know how long it takes to recover from birth, and 8 days ain’t it

I’ll give him credit if he can produce the original, historical “document” he’s talking about

Holy shit, do you think the kid’s gonna reschedule his development windows for golf? It’s his first kid, and he’s making a mistake. Doesn’t matter if the mom’s OK, him being absent means less familiarity with his own son’s behavior and needs. Why every mother doesn’t insist on massive father involvement during her own recovery from birth is insane.

One of the people who can definitely afford to not need to be away after the kid’s born. If you have the opportunity, why not spend the time with them?

What sort of person leaves their 9 day old baby to go play golf? What a douche.

The solution here was to live in a desert. I only had issues when visiting snow covered places or anywhere it rained.

Aren’t you supposed to be modeling conversational conventions so they don’t annoy other people with incessant chatter? Some people never seem to be quiet ever and probably needed to learn to let other people be involved in their one-sided monologues.

He doesn’t talk back to her? That’s awkward. “Remember when dad would take me for ice cream and not say anything to me while he messes with the radio?”

They do know that 9 is too late for many uterus carrying children since they will have already been menstruating by that age, right? Or should it just be a horrific surprise to them?

Trump can’t really go anywhere unscheduled most weekdays due to criminal court obligations so I assume he won’t put extra effort in to doing so anyway

The real WTF is that someone died and they still carried in with the ceremony, meanwhile other graduations are canceled because of protestors who have yet to kill anyone

When you sell so many rape-themed t-shirts that you go ahead and create an entire RAPE subcategory for ease of browsing by rape-theme t-shirt fans

What, so the police can put anyone they want in a headlock but we can’t headlock back? /s

Seriously though, if it’s so threatening to get a cop in a headlock, enough that another cop feels they need to use deadly force to stop it, why are cops allowed to continue restraining someone who fights back against a headlock during an arrest?

The audit that’s been happening for more than 8 years? At this point he’ll die before it ever gets resolved

Never ever date someone who’s not done getting their shit together. Like dating fellow addicts in rehab, it can only end badly. You want a partner, not a project. You wanna feel like you’re his mom and still have to fuck him? No.

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