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Lol

Lol, is there a version for macOS?

(Please don’t don’t downvote me, I need to use Photoshop for work)

Ummm… quick question: Isn’t that all just a matter of timing?

Figures

my favorite form of design inspiration is a shower.

it works, and i have no idea why. probably something to do with being relaxing and distracting.

ok, i guess i do have an idea why.

i actually think of a bell. sometimes i think of drool.

Oh, you just know that dickbag has an answering service, still. My asshole of a father did until he retired earlier this year.

says the guy who definitely blows up his employee’s phones after hours

Fortunately, there was no thinking until a very long time after that.

Well, not by life indigenous to Earth, anyway.

photoshop. i’ve used it pretty much daily for 30+ years.

it’s my magic wand, and there’s just nothing quite like it.

How dare you. That man is a Jedi!

This got a solid guffaw from me

Great, now I wanna play fallout

ah, i feel better already

this article from The Onion, Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades, famously predicted Gillette’s 5-blade razor by less than a year and is one of my favorite articles. IIRC, they won a Pulitzer for it.

this was the Australian competitor for the Breakdancing competition. based on the pic, you don’t really need to watch the video to figure out how that turned out… but this poor person will never live it down.

edit 2: couldn’t find a good video that wasn’t from some weirdo youtuber

aww

also, lol

you know it.

appliance specialist ftw. avoid Samsung!

I thought about this comment during my shift today at [HOME IMPROVEMENT STORE]… then this song came on the overhead shortly before the end of my shift.

I sang it (well, the chorus anyway) just for you.

The guy at the paint counter will never look at me the same way again.

After, I think, v 0.19, there was some upgrade to proxy image hosting or something like that. Instances that have version mismatches have display issues with images.

It’s not you.