Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…

Well, that feels nice to hear. 🙄

Hey baby, are you an angel?

Because you’d have to be to put up with my BS.

Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.

Is it true that all these parliament buildings are so spiky so giant hobos won’t nap on them?

The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.

As you can see, cootie infections have declined 63% under my administration.

I still can’t fucking believe the same guy directed Zoolander 2 and Severance.

It pries, it scrapes, it can do anything!

He understands that papa Putin will release the kompromat if he doesn’t say this.

First one to fall on top of their opponent wins.

Nice stick.

If you build enough solar and wind to kick fossils off the grid, they’re going to overproduce at times of peak operation. Rather than wasting that peak production, use it to process CO2.

Also, Canada’s forests burned so hard, they were a net emitter this year. I’m not sure how reliable a carbon sink trees really are as the warming gets worse…

They even padded up her shoulders. She got unironically balenciaga’d by the fashion industry.

… HONK!

Man who makes only gangster movies angry at people who make only superhero movies.

Edi: Blah, replied to wrong comment.

Good news! There’s a new technology called an ‘e-bike’, which makes this problem (and wind, and sweat, and physical condition) completely irrelevant.

Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.

Russian cruisers upgrade to submarines.

Russian submarines upgrade to aircraft.