Given the Snowden revelations, what an unfortunate choice of names.

It should be interesting to see the effect of virtually zero ads from republicans as compared to the deluge of them the democrats are going to be able to pay for.

The people downvoting you either don’t like your humor or are blind about the rapey bastards.

This is hopefully going to get interesting. I don’t think he can actually put that much together to appeal it.

Fuck Jaime Dimon, any time he says anything he’s lying to forward his own agenda. Fuck all commentary from these rich chodes.

There’s probably a word for it in German or Swedish. I bet it’s long and hard to pronounce, maybe with a non-English pronunciation symbol.

I’m sixty. I hope I live long enough to piss on his grave

There is of course a relevant xkcd page

I myself am all set. I bought my crazy amounts of stuff years ago.

These absolute dipshits still seem confused about the purpose here. The issue has been decided, this is all just to determine damages. There’s nothing to be ‘won’ here but reduced damages, and antagonizing the guy who decides how much they’re going to be is what I think they would call a novel strategy.

Fucking right. And I would love to inform him we’re still not at even 80% now.

We ought to leave this world behind

I have been loving these

As if I needed another reason to hate him. He’s fucking garbage

I think ‘lemmings’ is the most commonly used term. I would have used ‘motorheads’ myself though.

You mean two black LA pigs were treated like everyone else when they went to Beverly Hills? The horrors!

You can put a turd in an expensive suit, but in the end it’s still just Jamie Dimon.

To be fair, ‘cooler than LinkedIn’ is a pretty low bar.

I hope Ivanka flipped on him.

Hey, hi. Did they not teach you at dipshit school to read the room? Even if anyone was inclined to use your shitty service, you’ve pre-biased them against you by going this route. In the future, try to do better. This is just pathetically inept, and demonstrates you don’t know where the fuck you are. You may have very experienced, knowledgeable personnel, and we’ll never know it because you’re “Corporate Sales Specialist” has no clue how to do his fucking job. Fuck right off, me