How can a shark even do cocaine without a blowhole?

I don’t think I’ll ever be mentally prepared to see a photo of Rick Scott.

Thanks, we don’t want to get mixed up in this.

I really just wanted to see the picture she took that was worth getting almost eaten by a bear for.

You can’t just toss a “w” in there and pretend you’re not affecting the meter. I mean, obviously you can, but you really shouldn’t.

I’ve always looked at this in the other direction. Offer services “powered by Al” and as long as you have some dude named Al involved you don’t have to waste time and energy on AI.

Maybe she’s from Canada and is just being polite.

Well, aint that a bitch.

Probably the “praying” part

I know these things get hot, but 90 degrees when it’s not even in use is bananas.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

- Winston Churchill

- Ron DeSantis

The seagulls, they attack!!

Hmm, not sure if there are.

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Really though it was likely a cell phone in her hand to begin with.

I keep it around 190 most days.

I reheat pizza in my air fryer in a moderately involved way (but still low effort). Mine’s got a reheat setting, which I set at 200 degrees for like 20 minutes just to get it to slightly above room temperature throughout. Then I hit air broil for maybe 1.5 minutes. It bubbles up the cheese and the oil in the crust without causing anything to char. Tastes pretty great, you just have to be willing to wait 25 minutes.

That sounds just gross enough to work! It can’t be any worse than the time I ate a bowl of Lucky Charms with Irish Cream instead of milk for St. Paddy’s.

With Captain Crunch specifically, I pour the milk and cereal into a bowl, go take a shower, then eat mushy Captain Crunch when I get out. Same flavor but without the roof of my mouth being destroyed.

Well, their goose is cooked