Wow this is insanely relatable. I’m 28 starting my life over, going back to college. I’m quitting the tech industry and hoping to become a lawyer to start suing tech companies instead of working for them.

When the ripple effect of your choice is potentially hundreds of people getting sick, factoring in the people you infect, who they infect, and so on… I would say yeah. I don’t know the actual math but it’s probably safe to assume you’re producing like 3000 total hours of people feeling like shit with your choice.

I know that if you came to my event sick I’d be offended, would probably send you away, and definitely wouldn’t invite you again.

Masks do help a lot but come on dude. If you’re choosing to travel sick in the first place I know your nasty plague rat ass is taking that mask off eventually.

My brain was never designed at all

Listen dude we all know the stuff written in this posts is by barely human freaks. It’s shocking to all of us. It just doesn’t cause us to fly off the handle and wish death on yet-to-be-born babies.

Do yourself a favor. You ought to block this sub, it’s clearly not for you.

Paper beats rock idiot

I just use my brain cause I’m not an incompetent loser

It’s not like the majority of software “engineering” was actual engineering before LLMs either.

Does being a woman necessitate being beautiful?

update: the fifth of vodka i drank did not heal my bleeding stomach ulcer

To honor your ancestors who made it possible for you to exist? To properly continue the story of your lineage into the future? To learn about the struggles they faced in their time to better prepare yourself for the struggles ahead?

Edit: Dearest downvoters I am going to assume you are extremely white

I doubt that’s really a consideration when you are literally God

I mean that or just pre-calculate it and place the light at the same time you place the stars

If I see you going for red I’m killing you so factor that in

I wish I was the type of guy to take someone up on that but I’ve made the decision that I won’t engage in any sexual activity again without love first. And I’ve sworn off dating for the foreseeable future so I’m destined to regress all the way back to being a kissless hugless handholdless eyecontactless virgin

I tried it with my next girlfriend after her. It was fun but I realized I’m not really into kink. I’m not even really that into sex. To me, learning all that was an act of love. I’m currently prioritizing other things now. I’m going to live life for myself now, going back to college in hopes of becoming an engineer. I’ll probably forget relationships unless I’m lucky enough to meet someone very special.

I once dated a goth girl who wanted me to tie her up. I took it seriously and started learning how to do it. Researched the correct type of rope to use, the dangers associated, etc. Went to the hardware store. Built a really simple practice rig so I could practice some knots safely. Learned about which knots were safe where on the body without causing nerve damage, and how to recognize the early signs of nerve damage before the damage becomes permanent. I even got special scissors for cutting rope in an emergency.

I informed her of my progress and that we would be able to indulge in her fantasy soon. (note: I was recently diagnosed with autism) She told me I was being to extra about it and that she didn’t want to do it anymore. I asked her if she’d rather lose feeling in her fingers. Needless to say that was a huge waste of time and effort. Moral of the story is either a) don’t put in energy to these things without knowing it will be matched, or b) when someone says they want to be tied up just buy a roll of sex tape and safety scissors.

Translation: It’s time to give my company your computer

Proprietary software contains spyware. Sky is blue. Water is wet.

Nah, it won’t be an apocalypse. Just more of the dystopia we’re all completely accustomed to. You’ll get ads based on the content of your blood. Police will show up at your door minutes after you ingest any illegal drug. And you know that thing where LinkedIn and dating apps are like “we may or may not have found you a match, pay us to find out!” You’ll get notifications like that about cancer.