Maybe jerky could work

This is surely the most pugnacious thing I have seen all day

Even exact matches with quotes don’t seem to be as useful these days. Google tries to be helpful by matching on what it thinks I want instead of what I actually want. That plus the ads and all the other junk

We could vote/comment on the existing issue to potentially get it on a priority list

When you say “have a shadow person” are you missing the word “seen” there or do you mean some kind of ownership or possession?

If you can handle the newspaper in question and the vile website layout, this gives a good example: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-saw-ufo-shadow-people-25937329