As soon as I read “my wife” instead of “she”, I assumed the wife would be someone else, and there would be an accident with the ex

I’d love to answer OP, but that description somehow made me forget everything I’ve ever eaten.

Nearly irrelevant xkcd

At least in software we know where the linchpins are on some level.

Obviously there’s the overall juxtaposition, but I really like the proportional dampness.

Definitely the latter. I have a pet theory that 3rd rock is based on true events. Only an alien would be named, and physically manifested as, French Stewart.

Makes me wonder if it could be treated in some way to make it not-so-inhalable. Though maybe we have better synthetic alternatives by now.

Fullofshititis. To be fair, he also suffers from a genetic million-dollar-loan disease. His brain was probably riddled with it at a young age. Never had a chance, but that’s still no excuse.

I’d almost say he has some weird-ass DNA that allows him to survive it like Ozzy, but it’s probably just the capitalism worms.

Wait, for real? I really thought kagi had its own thing going on, and that was why people would pay for it. Not like a fully bespoke index, but I assumed it was more than that. I guess the “quality control” is what I had heard about.

Just have to give it more time. Probably more than usual. 🥁

Inhaling this so fast I end up with a Venn Diaphragm

My stupid brain always associates the name Thirteen Ghosts with Venom (2005) and I only realized why just now, when I looked up the latter:

Summary: A group of teenagers fear for their lives in the swamps of Louisiana, chased by Mr. Jangles, a man possessed by 13 evil souls, and now relentless in his pursuit of new victims.

I only saw Venom once when I was way too young and it has its own neural pathway.

Bonus: I found Venom by searching “horror movie truck snake demon” because that’s the imagery that automatically pops into my head alongside Thirteen Ghosts. It’s the first result.

I nearly hedged and over explained like a party pooper, but I fought the urge lol. Great minds think alike ;) (and maybe dysfunction in eerily similar ways?)

yes apt is way more adult friendly than nix

Lmao, I hadn’t even considered my wording there

Wish I weren’t so fuckin’ awkward, bud

My main motivation is inclusion on my resume, and I’m left mulling over usernames instead of contributing! I also don’t want to be too personally identifiable for whatever random thing I want to chime in on, so maybe bifurcating is a good solution.

Definitely feel like I’ll end up in a similar spot and barely use the “official” one. I do see people with full names and all working on and sharing whatever they please, like through Lemmy. I just wish I had the nads to embrace it and not worry about connecting myself to bs memery. Damn social anxiety. Don’t look at me!

I laughed at “adult friendly” but that’s seriously apt.

You would say that, TurtleFucker!

Unrelated, but I’m forever stuck trying to choose between a professional GitHub name and something like GermanBread.

Well obviously the robots would be good instead of evil that way

I thought you needed a body part to resurrect? I might be thinking Pathfinder, though cause I mostly play that.

Hey, that rules-lawyering is someone’s fun!