Somewhere Christopher Columbus^* shifted uncomfortably in his seat

^*Obligatory frick Christopher Columbus

The river underneath is insanely deep.

That’s when you just say frick it and caulk the wagon.

Too many capital letters in the gen z version.

little bobby null

Technically math is localised, especially in places that don’t use the western alphabet.

I know this is a joke but it’s still wild to me that programming languages aren’t localised.

Daisy’s cousin

Elon is basically what a dumb kid thinks smart people sound like

Get rid of the sea word

i just like namespacing my variables anyway so there’s no chance of any conflicts and so you can easily change something one place instead of everywhere

estrogen pills being trans is metal af

can’t delete what you don’t have

did he just attempt to fix a virus on his system by only deleting the containing folder and being like well that’s that

this is what happens when you make an ai prime minister

ai for accessibility is nowhere near the same thing as crypto mining

https://techcrunch.com/2024/02/22/tumblr-ceo-publicly-spars-with-trans-user-over-account-ban-revealing-private-account-names-in-the-process/

jokes on all of you. i unironically like that song

no love for apple but what has meta done that was good let alone great in ever

and why did he throw away mainstream appeal just so he could go on a losers talk show only nazis listen to?

remember when matt publically attacked a trans woman on twitter because she called him out about his transphobia

almost as if it’s never been about security but about sinophobia