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  • cordlesslamp@lemmy.todaytoScience Memes@mander.xyzTibetan Sand Fox
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    18 days ago

    In one night, the first 2 is somewhat amusing. The next 2 will be side eyed. The next 2-3 will receive heavy complain and criticism. The next 5 will be met with physical violence.

    If I manage to fart more than 12 times a night then it’ll go back to amusing with a hint of respect and impressed.

    However, at any point, if the fart is smelly then it’s game over.









  • cordlesslamp@lemmy.todaytoADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comChaos goblins
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    1 month ago

    You should see my face when we needed some obscure thing I hoarded like years ago, that got threatened to be thrown out by my wife multiple times over the pass years.

    Some of those occasion that I can recall:

    _a clothes patcher I bought from AliExpress (used 7 years after purchased)

    _a gasoline syphon (3 years after purchased, used on my wife’s car in an emergency. I still bring it up till this day everytime she tried to throw out something I hoarded)

    _a couple of self-tapping screws (used 5 years after purchased)

    _electric lint remover (lost count of when I got it)

    _velcro tape (used 6 years after purchased)