catonkatonk [none/use name]

Damn that’s catchy.

The hand is invisible, not small.

“Come to Israel, the safest place in the world. The strange missile weather has just cleared up.”

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When he’s right he’s right

Lock Ursula up.

I genuinely believe (but it might be hopium) that Trump is too narcissistic to want his image tied to another disastrous military quagmire. Which puts Israel in a seriously sticky situation. Even if they exit the conflict with their tails between their legs, the perception of their regional power will be diminished. The idea that a country can make Israel bleed, even if only a little bit, without getting levelled by the United States is novel, and perhaps world-changing in the grander scheme.

Watch this be wrong and Trump declares a boots on the ground disaster in the next twenty-four hours.

Iran finally succeeded in assassinating Trump.

The worst kind of banker. A central banker.

That whole thing was surreal, looking in from the UK, where Carney was an extremely known quantity.

If only Voice of America was still around to make the lil red Make Iran Great Again caps and distribute them throughout Iran, thereby definitively winning the conflict without firing a single bullet

Israel isn’t backing down from its aggression, so I suppose the question is, if Iran limits their retaliation to Israel, does that prevent full-throated American entry? That has been the case so far, but if the interceptors run out and the casualties start to rack up…

The more you know…

There is no meaningful delineation between the United States, Israel or the EU. We know where the core of this blob is, though, and it’s not in Tel Aviv.

There was perhaps a time when Europe could be considered an autonomous entity within a strategic alliance, but now it is placing tariffs on China while its own capitalist class (like the CEO of BMW) is screaming for them to stop.

Seeing posts sourced from Telegram claiming that the Iranian parliament has decided to close the strait. Any official confirmation?

This post by Ursula is unbelievable even by her abysmal standards

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wr6esgkuixhvsge3ueraz6yb/post/3ls6p5ibfu22t

“respect for international law is critical.”

lmao

They’re going to reply to his Truth where he talks about dropping the bombs with “no you didn’t”

idk, they seem pretty slow and big innit

He is screaming out for help.

I find the “lmao u’lll get really mad so I won’t say” shit really cowardly tbh. But then considering she believes that to say anything, she has to take two hours to do it, then maybe I can see why she can’t be bothered.

To be fair, it seems like it’s just one all-encompassing take (“The American Empire is Good, Actually”).