when fascists say “so and so revolutionary movement will have you degenerates imprisoned and killed” they’re not doing so out of concern. it’s a mutually-suicidal curse directed outwards by those who will never be happy, and don’t want anybody else to realize their true potential either.

who knows, perhaps a few redditor crypto edgelords will get their hands on a few of the less lucrative ones.

“I bought a lignite coal mine on the Dnipro for $169,420!! Slava Ukraini!” --> 4,200 upvotes

“UPDATE: So it turns out lignite is f*cking worthless as a commodity, as an aside does anyone want to manage this huge mercury contamination on the property that I accidentally unleashed?” --> pepe emojis in replies