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Jesus Christ, I couldn’t remember what it was and I thought “hmmm, I think it’s ‘black touches red, you’re dead.’”

Okay but this is obviously satire right?

It really is.

Cool, let’s venerate the worst human being we can find lol. What’s more holy than feigning a truce to commit mass murder, then lighting thousands of birds on fire to die a slow, terrifying, agonizing death to burn down a city? Not even the Apostles apparently.

What y’all did to Holtzman was pretty fucked up though, tbf

But but but but the fever’s gonna break any day now. This was all just a temporary fluke, we definitely don’t need to make any structural changes or ask ourselves any hard questions. /s

It is a long as you get the ratio right! Too much balsamic can be… rough lol. Err on the side of less until you get it down, roughly 2:1 oil:balsamic. Happy grilling!

If you’re vegan same but no cheese and add balsamic and thyme to the marinade.

I think it’s treasonous to explicitly attempt an authoritarian coup in direct contravention of the constitution. What’s the highest penalty for treason again?

Chapterhouse: Durian

Oh my god this website is absolute cancer, it’s like I’m back in 2003 and pirating.

Yeah he definitely had a fake blood packet, and the guy behind him definitely fake died of a gunshot wound 🙄

Yeah I don’t doubt that he milked a noninjury and faked that, but that’s not what people are saying. They’re saying that the attempted assassination is a false flag, which there is literally no credible evidence for. Big “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams” vibes.

No, literally nothing is real, the most unpopular and openly fascist president couldn’t possibly have actual assassination attempts against him 🙄 Honestly, does anyone have any actual explaination for why this, and literally every other attempt, was staged? “Think about it bro” doesn’t count, nobody will take us seriously if we just sound like the leftist version of Uncle Cletus ranting about the Biden Crime Family.

Death to those who spread propaganda stirring up anti-immigrant violence.