Sometimes I drive to a second McDonald’s late at night because I don’t want to experience the shame of going through the same drive-thru twice.

Sir, I can assure you my oats are secure.

This guy has heckin’ rizz compared to JD

According to the Lotus Sutra the Earth is also a sentient being.

The Chan School of Buddhism says that all phenomena are mind. There is nothing that is not mind. We, as humans, are a mind in a mind.

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Seriously?! 80ft horsetails? I knew they were a prehistoric plant that can grow through asphalt but had no idea they got that big

Methinks Niel enjoys the smell of his own farts a little too much

Blame the algorithms, but yes otherwise you are correct. Being an intransigent shithead is a pathway to success in this world. The bully is rewarded endlessly while the victim is stigmatized.

All of history’s greatest figures in our mind are people with the biggest body counts. Napoleon killed a whole generation of young men in Europe and was basically his era’s Hitler. Today he has Fanboys who rush to defend him online.

That’s why Putin invades Ukraine and dgaf about bodies because he’s playing to an audience 300 years in the future who also dgaf about the victims anymore than we care about Napoleonic war casualties.

We are a species of savage assholes and we survive today as the beneficiary’s of that legacy.

I mean if not then wtf is even the point?!

Let’s take a grainy photo of your oil painting and then filter it

“…because the blacks can really appreciate crime…”

I am so scared and aroused

caaage of asparaaaaaaaagussssss…

This comment hits the coconut at just the right spot to open the coconut 🥥 nicely

Another rent free day in paradise

I’ve had like three primary email accounts since the dawn of the popular internet in the 90’s

The first was Hotmail because that was a big deal at the time.

The second was google because the interface was slick and it came with (what was at the time) a lot of free storage.

The third is protonmail specifically because after decade+ on Google I realized they pretty much have the keys to the kingdom on my life’s data. All my personal relationships and business being filtered through their inbox for a long-ass time. Just because they “know me” inside out for a significant part of my life doesn’t mean I gotta just keep feeding them data indefinitely.

quoted the girl’s mother as saying: "We are American citizens, originally from Palestine, and I don’t know where to go to feel safe with my kids.

Maybe not Texas?

This is not even worthy as self-aware ironic cringe

It feels so liberating to hear it just said out loud

This checks out you guys because ferns have no eye sockets