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bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkOPto The Onion@midwest.social•As Epstein Questions Increase, Trump Administration Officials Becoming Nervous About Sex Tape ReleasesEnglish2·4 days agoThey’re a Lemmy original!
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkOPto The Onion@midwest.social•White House Refuses to Reveal Content Trump Felt “Was Too Racist to Release”English7·5 days agoI’ll admit this one was unfair today, but I write when I think of them.
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkOPto The Onion@midwest.social•White House Website Has New Section Renting Bedrooms: Lincoln Bedroom $1 Million Per NightEnglish1·9 days agoTrump would totally call a serious-sounding press conference and do a timeshare presentation.
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkOPto The Onion@midwest.social•White House Website Has New Section Renting Bedrooms: Lincoln Bedroom $1 Million Per NightEnglish3·9 days agoThis isn’t the onion, this is
Folgers Crystalsa Lemmy original by me.
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkOPto The Onion@midwest.social•White House Website Has New Section Renting Bedrooms: Lincoln Bedroom $1 Million Per NightEnglish10·9 days agoI did, although I feel some of it was over the top. Only 100k for a pardon? That’s ridiculous.
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkto Ukraine@sopuli.xyz•17 Patriot systems are already being prepared for shipment to Ukraine - Trump6·12 days agoOr maybe DeWalt batteries, we’ll just have to see what arrives.
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkOPto The Onion@midwest.social•ICE Predicts Record Month as Over 800 Mexican Search & Rescue Workers Deported to HondurasEnglish8·19 days agoI feel this highlights the hypocrisy. Only the court jester dares tell the truth.
Also at least they get paid at the onion, I do this for fun.
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkOPto The Onion@midwest.social•ICE Predicts Record Month as Over 800 Mexican Search & Rescue Workers Deported to HondurasEnglish23·19 days agoSadly we are all considering whether we should leave-o the United States-o
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkOPto The Onion@midwest.social•FEMA to Deploy Over 600,000 Prayers to TexasEnglish7·19 days agoOh you will love my follow up article.
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkOPto The Onion@midwest.social•Turmoil in Supreme Court as Palantir Makes $1.2 Billion Offer to Purchase Justice ThomasEnglish6·21 days agoBut not for a camper, sadly.
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkOPto The Onion@midwest.social•Turmoil in Supreme Court as Palantir Makes $1.2 Billion Offer to Purchase Justice ThomasEnglish4·21 days agoI had a few ideas to push it into the absurd territory, but I felt playing it straight was the best course of action here.
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkOPto The Onion@midwest.social•Turmoil in Supreme Court as Palantir Makes $1.2 Billion Offer to Purchase Justice ThomasEnglish2·21 days agoI’m not your Onion, Pal!
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkOPto The Onion@midwest.social•China Lays Off 50,000 Intelligence Officers, Redirects “Much of the Money” to Republican DonationsEnglish6·22 days agoI salute you for accepting the world is pretty messed up. Also I kept Leo Sturbgetter out of it.
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkOPto The Onion@midwest.social•China Lays Off 50,000 Intelligence Officers, Redirects “Much of the Money” to Republican DonationsEnglish22·23 days agoI’d like to thank the current administration for so many choice writing prompts.
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkto D&D Next - 5e Discussion@ttrpg.network•BG3 might be the last hurrah for the era of the Hexblade, as D&D's 2024 rules revamp tries to dethrone the king of multiclass dips3·26 days agoOne isn’t the game name, it’s the yelp review.
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkto NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Consider this:English2·26 days agoWell we’re out of cake, we didn’t expect such a rush!
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkto NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Consider this:English4·26 days agoBut by harnessing disco ball technology, we can make this a multidirectional field defense.
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkto NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Improved diagramEnglish6·29 days agoResearch continues in using the rapid drop of tesla stock to carry a payload to damage targets.
bradorsomething@ttrpg.networkOPto The Onion@midwest.social•Trump Declares ‘Total Cease Fire’ a Test, Says We PassedEnglish4·1 month agoSometime he doesn’t… sometimes he… he doesn’t always wander. No he doesn’t… he doesn’t always. He like to wander, wander around, finding stuff… wandering. It was wandering that made america great, people.
I also said “list of mistresses of legal age,” not “list of mistresses.”