If there is a gold fringe on the flag, it makes it a navel ICC.

The real satire is the fascism we made along the way.

Sounds like you need a drink!

I thought about it. He’d never do it, because he’s probably pardoned himself, and wants to keep that as an escape clause.

Fair point.

We don’t have time for that any more, now we just say something is a terror cartel.

That’s correct. Everyone here making six figures will have some form of asset they could cash in if the chips came down. I sometimes feel underwater, but if I made painful cuts, I could survive. Real Americans are living day to day knowing if things get bad, they might have to sell more blood.

Well once you’re lemmy famous, you can do anything.

I wrote it, it’s a Lemmy original. Check my post history, I do lots of them.

It’s a nomadic job field.

That sense of dread when you consider Ted Cruz could be, however unlikely, reading your satire.

It’s trying to be satire. I don’t think anyone believes democrats are trying, on purpose, to fail. But there’s palpable anger, because there was an undertone of “okay, we’ll play like you and show you what happens” here, and they allowed all this harm, showed what republicans will allow… and then gave up. And now people are looking around and saying “who’s fighting for us.”

That’s dangerous for both democrats and republicans, because if neither side will care for you, you no longer have to vote for the least-worst choice. I hope for lots and lots of primaries like Zandani over the next few years.

Block me and any other source than the onion; that way you’ll have much fewer articles, and can have the diversity of just one source for them.

It’s the Lemion.

Now I wonder if a tyrannosaurus could lick its own elbow.

I added Leo, maybe that will help. I hate how believable this can sound.

Are you implying Zap Chestman isn’t a serious name for a salesperson?

Trucks in the US already use 4 spaces.

I know it broke the editorial voice, but it was too good to leave on the table.

The Lemion.