On today’s episode of "wtf, isn’t that already illegal? "

Perhaps it was the contrast that bothered her

What’s the worse that could happen?

Freezer burn yo baby

Both at the same time though, now that’s worth aspiring to

I dunno, is it?

You. Fucking. Weirdo.

I liked it so much, I bought the company!

Also, IS claimed responsibility

Hahahahahahahahaha

How dare you use my magic against me potter

Accidentally brutally stabbed himself in the chest whilst shaving

Less lethal than a gun shot

Also Pros - can be ridden at motorway speeds and can swallow your enemies

That’s OK Tyler, Space believes in you

Melodrama?

Wait till a freezer breaks down

Build it and they will cum

That’s definitely his wanking face

Brain Machine Interface

Hopefully not from Elon Musk but he might well get there first

Florida venue seems more level headed than Florida man