What’s like the coolest, most impressive literary book you can think of? But it has to be something most idiots will recognize.

I don’t know, The Iliad?

Awesome. I need a rare book for this screenplay I’m writing. “First edition, signed copy…”

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How did you hear about this? Seems a bit odd he’d brag about it over 50 years later. Yeah, son, I faked a condition to get out of the war like a total coward. Don’t think I’m any less of a badass though. I’m still a total badass.

They never said anything about minimum wage.