pussies are tough. he’s a ballsack: quite sensitive, shrivels up in cold weather, and prone to premature ejaculation

I don’t get this at all. Isn’t your fridge much smaller than your counter space?

There’s a comment above about this: I’m sure New York City (or any other city, really) would love to sue Abbot. But suing a state would be much harder, and probably much lengthier. If there’s even the threat of a lawsuit, most bus companies would at least think twice about accepting the job.

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I actually found that I really like the “hot” scrolling so much better. On Reddit, everything I came across had ~hundreds of comments and everything was multiple hours old. I didn’t feel like I could contribute at all. But here… it feels a lot smaller, and most of the “hot” posts are not rubbish, so I feel like I can actually contribute!

and this!!

the photo is tagged as such. correlation?

Is purple dress also “alien with no job”?

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Love me some British shrub politics. The only socially respectable response for someone invading your property is a bit of tutting whenever they’re nearby.

Also the “public right-of-way” in this country is incredible.

my experience: make a comment, wait a day is this thing even on??

The article title is correct, it just wasn’t as much of a burn as you’d like. The calling out did happen, but was just a bit misplaced since Greene didn’t explicitly make the offending statement.

Also Greene is dumb and I’m sure is still confused about what a founding father is.

This is my favourite part of the whole ridiculous parade. For a good two weeks or so all my meetings with US colleagues are just chaos.

I’m fine with keeping the time change every so often as long as they can program my 2-year old alarm clock to also give me an extra hour of sleep when it happens.

Not using metric is so much more fun:

• water freezes at 32, boils at 212
• 16 cups in 1 gallon (both standard units of measurement)
• 1 (US) cup of water is 8 (US) oz
• 1 (US) cup of water is 14.4375in^3

Makes your maths so much more exciting!!

This is a great scale. Let’s solve all the arguments about temperature and instead just create a “pleasantness scale”. Could probably even market this and sell a “personalised pleasantness scale” and you pass it out to your friends when you meet them.

I mean, the temperature 0 was assigned because it was the lowest temperature that winter in Fahrenheit’s town, and the “powers of two” was only chosen because it was simple to mark degree lines on his instrument. Feels quite arbitrary to me…

You think they became corrupt after they got the position or did they get the position because they were corrupt?

I’m sorry … What tf is a “blonde espresso” and since when does it come in a 32oz cup?? That’s the real shame…

“can’t [yet] be blocked” This is the claim of every new advertiser platform. Looking forward to it being blocked (and not because I’m on X, just because I’m excited to see them burn).