Recent colonoscopy here, can confirm the “grown man worth of shit” estimation

I’m pretty sure they said they would “…go nuts on…” not “…go nut in…”

Mike Ochzarekt
Mike Rustibalz
Micah Misztiki

Mike names go on for miles

Is it a random forehead?

God made me. It’s part of His Plan™ that I’m not religious, and I apparently cannot deviate from His Plan™. Plus, Jesus already died to forgive any sins I may commit so  ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Eta: I cannot deviate from His Plan™ even tho I supposedly have Free Will™

Thaethilian?

‘Splattern’