How does this guy fold a blanket?

Gonna nerd out here for a second.

Magneto actually did pull Wolverine’s adamantium skeleton out once. And it was a massive heel turn after Magneto had been a “good guy” and worked with the X-Men for years.

Easter candy is easily the best seasonal candy of the year.

But this? This is a crime.

This reminds me of the scene from the Leftovers where, after scanning his face, Kevin must also scan his penis to access a secure door.

https://youtu.be/0zu4XlM_89s?feature=shared

How long were they broadcasting without a tower?

How were they not already aware that there was dead air? Was anyone out there even listening in the first place?

You’ve got to be a real lazy piece of shit to not do the dishes before you leave for a vacation.

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I’m sure he has zero incentive to say this too, right?

The TV commercial told me it was part of a balanced and healthy breakfast!

It sounds delicious!

Huh. I never really noticed they spelled it “Froot” before. Weird.

It is a Leica.

Switch? I never left!

So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of “Mountain Dew” on their car.

He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker’s piss bottle.

So, how is this one?

I haven’t played an AC game since Origins, although I really liked the series back in the day.

I hear this new one is more like the older games and that it plays somewhat similar to the new Hitman games? Is it worth checking out? I’m sure it’ll be on sale soon for Black Friday.

I thought this was extra rich coming from the woman who won’t even use her real first name (Nimarata) because she fears backlash among her racist, shitbag supporters.

Real talk - these “kids” are gonna look like they are 25 by the time they ever get around to the final season.

If you require rest, now is the time. That is, after all, what the bonfire is for.

This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.

Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.

I used to listen to Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit.

I even saw them in concert together once.

Shame.