Then the DM starts playing this music.

My mom’s favorite is the phrase “nothing discernable happens.”

“So ya know what happens when you…” is a terrifying way to begin a description of such a thing, too!

But you don’t understand! The Wraeththu are just better than us, so they know how to make things that look weak from the point of view of a dumb, inferior human, but they’re actually even better than katanas, which we all know to be the pinnacle of human weaponsmithing!

_/s

Oh, wow! TBZ reference!

Yeah, CthulhuTech has issues…

I wish so hard that it had been my idea, but someone on a forum I’m on thought of it first.

3.x, Book of Erotic Fantasy, Orgasmic Vibrations.

Man, you should see my mom’s megadungeon; this is fucking tiny.

One I did was “joke character who ended up being very serious.”

Wait a minute, that set glows in the dark?! I’ve had a set that looks like that for years, and had no idea it glowed!

God, can you imagine what a nightmare it would be to play D&D with the Warners? Though as long as you just went with the flow, it’d probably be fine; they only really harass people who are too stuck up.

The paladin wasn’t “Oath of No Fun.”

Another wonderful entry! I absolutely love this series, and I’m glad to see it every time it pops up on my feed!

Man, such feels! I’m really glued to this series, thank you for making it!

Makes me think of a net you use to capture things that are on the ethereal plane.

It’s the lower level spell to use when someone’s been hit with Disintegrate. Much cheaper than True Res.

Pretty sure that’s what the nurse assumed.

Preface: I am not a doctor, this is just my understanding. Human bites are, on the whole, much worse. You have to consider that the human mouth is full of bacteria that the human immune system hasn’t already dealt with, so human bites can infect really bad.

Not that rats don’t have awful things in their mouths. Get it looked at either way.

Indeed it is. It’s what I’m running at the moment.