Nah, I’m with you too.

I was around when Clippy died. Fuck that bent piece of recycled pop can.

Then they gave us Cortana.

My grandparents ordered their house from Sears and grandpa and my great uncles built it over a summer weekend.

Damn thing still standing and is now I think on a historical register.

But today… we can do the same thing. You want a single or double wide?

I remember her getting re-elected.

Jesus Christ, her district must be frighteningly dumb.