It’s pretty easy to create a uuid. There are many ways to do it. Which is best for you would depend on how you’re generating your website.

How does this thing not get ripped apart every time it enters an atmosphere?!

Google has moved far away from “do no evil”.

I feel like I’m always being watched - just to make some rich person richer.

I don’t like ads, they’re a menace to society, I will find something if I need it.

They have too much control in the world.

It’s not just Google. But we don’t need any of them. It’d be better if they didn’t exist.