A close family member of mine got fired from their teaching job because someone lied and said they had kidnapped a student.

In reality, they were trying to help them get away from an abusive home situation, and the guardian straight up lied to everyone and everyone took their side instead.

I specifically was craving protein last night, but not my usual junk food drive-thru “protein” on a bun. So I went out and got stuff to make a nice little meat sauce for some pasta at home, and damn did it hit the spot.

Cumtown. Three comedians from New York just riffing about anything and everything. I think it’s hilarious (usually) and they have some imo legendary bits, like Ben Shapiro getting raped by Mr. Feeney when he was a kid, Judge Dredd vs. The Mask, them talking mad shit about Jordan Peterson and making fun of his voice; even just talking about a hypothetical of one of the guys buying $40,000 worth of chocolate to commit fraud with.

I want the bot that replies with horrendous shit they did or said whenever they’re mentioned.

I don’t put the conversions in my comments, usually because I don’t even post measurements in my comments, but if I did and got a reply asking for it, I’d tell them to go ask Google.

Or just the random snarky shit they think is so clever.

“America, are you okay?” for the 500th time is not clever, just like it wasn’t the first couple hundred times it’s been posted.

I used to live with people who actually refused to rinse their dishes when they were done.

One time, they tossed their salad Tupperware in the sink while it was sealed closed, and literally had like half the salad left in it. They didn’t bother trying to throw it away when they were done with it at work, or when they got home. It was sitting there for a couple days by the time I went to do the dishes. Also they’d regularly invite friends over, cook them dinner, and then leave the dishes for me to do the next day.

God I’m glad I’m out of that hellhole.

Fuck you, I’ll keep peeling the banana stem-first!

That’s been my default for actual years.

Sometimes I’m kinda dumb about this, but dear God I agree.

Retrofuturism, fuck yeah. I have a major soft spot for stuff like that because of movies like Aliens and Star Wars.

My mom doesn’t have her apps organized at all on her iPhone. I dread having to use it for any reason because it takes me a couple minutes to find what I’m looking for.

Lol damn, my job is to go to comic conventions and deal with all the weirdos (I don’t mean that in a negative way; I’m a fuckin weirdo too) almost every weekend.

I was in South Carolina this weekend, currently staying in a hotel on my way back home. Then next weekend I get to drive back out this same way to Knoxville for a show.

Edited to add: STOP BEING SHITTY, OP. Goddamn you’re fuckin insufferable. Why even waste the time on this post if you’re not gonna do anything about your life?

It seems that it’s about 50/50 whether you stopped watching someone based on some allegations that came out, or you just outgrew their style.

One that I outgrew is probably Game Grumps. I watched them regularly for years, then one day just kinda stopped.

AoE 2.

That’s it, that’s the post.

I mean shouldn’t it be a hate crime regardless of current events?

But yes.

Calm down Guttenberg.

Also, technically all video games are just really long tech demos.

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