Winifred

It’s Utah. She’s LDS.

People often poop themselves during seizures 😹

Now you’re getting it.

The “baby” exists. That’s the crime. Flush it.

Lmao you think rapists are ever caught?

Fuck that pregnancy, fuck that fetus. I’ll fuckin rip it out myself and flush it down the toilet no matter what state of pregnancy it is.

Fuck them kids

Left shift is for commands, right shift for typing

I think it’s my first, I have a hard time knowing when a memory happened but it feels like my earliest memory. I know it happened before the Super Nintendo came out because I clearly remember getting a Super Nintendo at KB Toys xD

I remember sitting on the floor in the living room with my mom watching her play The Legend of Zelda on NES. She was working on earning Link’s white tunic and getting frustrated so she put me to bed. I truly believe this memory is what sparked my life long love for video games(particularly Zelda). I was born in 87 so this is a pretty early memory.