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Oh cmon, who doesn’t recognize the Heimlich maneuver for chairs when they see it. People these days.

manul

Very shortly,

“Ancient Bacteria Resistant Against 10 Modern Antibiotics Accidentally Released From Research Facility”

Based af Neil Young, fuck yeah

There’s no way the SS are going to let emergency services into their concentration camps, that would be admitting that they willfully murder citizens.

Nope, fuck the lot of you swine. You backed that dementia ridden pissmouth cunt for all it was worth to your bottom fucking lines, you get no accord for doing now what you should have done long, long ago. American citizens were murdered by your SS death squads. Fuck the lot of you with solid radium dildos.

“Honey, you’ve carried me over the threshold, you can put me down now…”

*pregrenant

(quietly goes back to looking at stamps)

Ahead of the game!? Child, she is the game and you lost

based af chiitan

Carbon: ~am i a joke to you~

We live in an inherently lossy universe. We can do our best, but entropy comes for us all.

Whichever works

Check the URL.

JUST USE A LADDER

Well go get one and show us simpleminded idiots how it’s done, then. Otherwise, put your head in the guillotine.

This user is a Lemmy user ☝️presenting to the emergency room with hyperbonesemia. Hyper- : meaning high, bones: meaning bones, and -emia: meaning presence in blood. This user was suffering from an high presence of bones in their blood.

Damn even the archived versions are paywalled

The one clearly acceptable time to remove the tennis balls.

Ah, boomers. The world will be a better place without ‘em.