WokePalpitoad [he/him]
I just want you to know,
I’m woke Palpitoad now. I’m doin’ Natural-Gropius politics.
I’m organizing my community via the Castelia City Pokecenter.
I’ve literally become a Pokemon Master via the Unova League.
What are you doing? Yeah, that’s what I predicted you’d say with my Alakazam. Don’t bother admitting me to this forum, I’ve already perfectly simulated it with Future Sight.
You ban me in 6 months for saying Hoenn needs to be a water-covered planet and deserves Kyogre’s torrential downpour with no counter-argument.
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WokePalpitoad [he/him]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•Would be nice if a single user here noticed and did something about me almost getting replaced by a doppleposter.English
1·7 months agoYou will never be rid of me.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•[CW: Epstein stuff] Elon doesn't understand coded languageEnglish
3·7 months agoNot happy to say it. But critical support to using a Blackberry to Elon Musk.
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news@hexbear.net•Bulletins and International News Discussion from January 26th to February 1st, 2026 - A Powerless UkraineEnglish
8·7 months agoI accidentally stumbled onto a BBC article in pidgin english and thought I was having a stroke.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•[CW Misogyny, SA] Ghislaine was the most toxic of girlfriendsEnglish
9·7 months agozoomer bill clinton. only uses discord. oh no …

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Slop.@hexbear.net•Parenti haters are coping hard after their pro US state Anarchist professor got caught in the didler's list.English
22·7 months agoLet me whip out some IdPol like pocket sand.
NiGHTS is cannonically non-binary because they wanted people to relate to them equally.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Freedom Road Socialist Organization - Novo General Megathread for the 30th of January to 6th of February 2026English
1·7 months agoI’m a pre-marriage wife guy. This is my greatest fear.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Freedom Road Socialist Organization - Novo General Megathread for the 30th of January to 6th of February 2026English
1·7 months agoSelf-harming by watching all of the divorce cutscenes in Harvest Moon FOMT.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Freedom Road Socialist Organization - Novo General Megathread for the 30th of January to 6th of February 2026English
8·7 months agoWhat did all of those game devs that were like “we’re going to make a game with blockchain technology” like 3-5 years ago - especially a bunch of Japanese devs - what did they think it actually was? Because they weren’t talking about it like it’d use crypto currency. And a lot of these are coders and stuff, or people who are around computers a lot at least, so it’s not as if they are unable to understand what it is. It was really bizarre. A lot of people fall for hype even when you’re pressing them they don’t seem to realize they don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.
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art@hexbear.net•Pokemon card art of the day.English
3·7 months agoAbleism. Make him away, todds.

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Slop.@hexbear.net•PieFed vs Lemmy. What say you?English
1·7 months agoI crave this herculean demi-mod status.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•I'm not sure about this one, Mr. PresidentEnglish
13·7 months agoAbleism. Mods, take it away.
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askchapo@hexbear.net•Gonna try to kick YouTube from my viewing habits, what's some slop that I can download to my phone to listen to while I drive instead?English
4·7 months agoOn the bright side, I’d started using alternate ASCII characters to keep my digital files and folders sorted and pretty, like using the raised colon ˸ and reverse solidus ⧸ . So I’m pretty pleased about that. Linux allows the slash but I don’t know about the colon.
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askchapo@hexbear.net•Gonna try to kick YouTube from my viewing habits, what's some slop that I can download to my phone to listen to while I drive instead?English
8·7 months agoYou need to listen to Your Kickstarter Sucks and you need to get publicly mad about Plex and your NAS server more often.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Angela Yvonne Davis - Novo General Megathread for the 23th-29th of January 2026English
1·7 months agoKnew he was a turbolib when he said he was mad at reproduction carts/discs for ‘being a felony’ a while ago.
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Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Angela Yvonne Davis - Novo General Megathread for the 23th-29th of January 2026English
2·7 months agoRetro gamer youtuber does the liberal “Stalin & Hitler were best friends and they carved up Poland together, but then Hitler betrayed Stalin” first chance he gets when covering a SNES WW2 strategy game. Try to call it out but it’s literally impossible to do on YouTube because comments with Stalin, Hitler, etc. or at least left-wing ones seem to get auto-filtered. Meanwhile nazis get to post unfettered all over the comments.



No, you need to ban me. And that’s final.