It says “Dungeon beetles” in the first word?

This suggests that they are descended from aliens.

What

Get em Gavin

Yeah, the only time I worked high (and high off my ass mind you) was working the phones in customer service/help desk. Shit was stressful, calls were coming in left and right, some nice, some with a bone to pick on. Suffice to say I never did it again lol.

Well idk where this photo is from lol their faces look airbrushed. Maybe it’s from a magazine

Sounds like the Gambler 500. Same $500 ballpark limit but it’s not about speed. Just a fun rally where you go off road from checkpoint to checkpoint in beater rigs, the crazier and dirtier the better. The “gamble” is whether your car makes it 500 miles to the end lol

https://www.jalopnik.com/take-a-shit-in-a-bucket-and-look-at-this-gambler-500-ra-1794806737/

Fuckin love Moonsorrow! Don’t know what the hell they’re saying - doesn’t matter!

Lars always looked like such a baby lol

Let’s see… Band formed in 1981, they were 18. But this photo would’ve been a little bit later bc it’s got Cliff Burton and Kirk Hammett. Mustaine got replaced by Kirk in ‘83, and Cliff dies in ‘86. So they would’ve been somewhere between 20-23 years old in this pic.

Ditto for nicotine, caffeine, cocaine…

Because RATM is one of the greatest albums of all time and screaming “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me” is massively badass.