Hey that was shamelessly stolen from me—and after I put in all the work to copy it from a google image search of cookie cutter sharks.

And I am looking at never purchasing another EA game in my lifetime.

To jerk off 2 guys at the same time you’d also need to know how tall they both were.

No, no,no what you’d really need to know is height from dick to floor—we’ll call that D2F.

It’s making me claustrophobic just thinking about how somebody would sit inside that tank.

https://y.yarn.co/f4b96fb8-de12-4f5f-81da-fd3818774304_text.gif

I absolutely read this in Dunkey’s voice.

I picked up Jedi Survivor on sale a couple days ago and it rocks. So glad we’re getting good Star Wars games again.

Haven’t played Little Nightmares yet, but hollow knight and cross code are stone cold classics.