Those boxes that only contain 1/2 of a motorcycle mirror or handle- do we say they contain motorcycle?

I haven’t laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.

When your living room is your bedroom and kitchen because you can only afford one room

“Ay girl, can I call you potato salad? Cause you look cold and unappetizing.”

Ransomware of the future - endless nerve pain until you pay up fucko.

Intense burning and stabbing from every single nerve at the press of a key.

I can’t stop reading embassy as embussy. Send help.

Thanks. At least your article mentions receipts unlike the OP.

The polygons aren’t even remotely similar

Looks like someone loaded the first level of Half-Life 2 in GMod.

Removed by mod

“Let me play among the… uh… holes punched in the ceiling.”

I’m a little late here, but I have to wear active noise cancelling headphones to bed since my upstairs neighbor is a troglodyte. A firm pillow with a hole in the middle has saved me - along with plenty of disinfectant spray.

It’s enough of an issue that Redd Foxx had a comedy special on record back in 1975 called “you gotta wash your ass”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0bQ6Ec2JlQ

Some people just don’t know it’s something they need to do, and perhaps become nose-blind: Though I’ve seen several social media recounts of male partners that think actually scrubbing their ass is weird.

I wonder if he’s one of those guys that thinks washing your asshole is gay.

• one forum thread
• 5 years ago
• “Fixed it, nevermind!”

No, but they did state: “The survey was conducted on December 8 with a sample size of 1,500 people living in the U.S.”

Sooooo, it essentially means fuck all.

Cook it and you’ll get a fucky dish.

I don’t know, we have a lot of really fucking stupid people here.

I don’t miss KC at fucking all.

Some do, but many women do as well. Living alone can suck for both 👍